itspbandjames:

meanestwenus:

itspbandjames:

I love how we came up with weird ass names for shit like the skin on our elbow we came up with wenus. Where did we come up with that?

Well fuck you.

And now they are verbally assaulting me.

itspbandjames:

I love how Netflix asks if you are still watching a show. Like are you still watching Robot Chicken? And you have to sit there and contemplate your life choices because Netflix is judging you.

"I’m not the girl your mother warns you about. I won’t kiss your best friend or break your heart. I won’t make you choose between what you love to do & me. I’m not cold. I’m not reckless. I will love you more than anything. I will kiss you when you cry. I will stand by your side until you decide otherwise."
- (via prvmqueen)

(Source: caramelcoatedxxxtacy, via peering)

pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

(Source: religiousmom, via sorelatable)

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via encourage)